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The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nightdress (Ross Ocarroll-Kelly) 2005

Ross OCarroll-Kelly

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nightdress (Ross Ocarroll-Kelly)

So there I was roysh, life focked, reputation focked, finances focked - everything completely focked, roysh, and were talking big time. And its all Fionns fault, basically. Hes the four-eyed focker who told me that, like, the first time you do it, roysh, youre firing blanks.

Like an unloaded Uzi - seriously impressive, hard as fock and totally ready for action, but the safetys, like, on, you know. Well that was a pile of stinking turds for storters. And of course its muggins here who ends up with the kid - life is SO focking unfair. On top of all that, roysh, the goys stort to, like, totally lose it - JP has gone all Jesus on my orse, Oisinn is basically trying to fock over Interpol and Christian is talking about weddings and, I dont know, love and stuff.

I mean, I am seriously beginning to feel like I am the only good-looking, loaded, sane goy in the whole of, like, Dublin.

Paperback: 320 pages Publisher: Penguin (27 Oct. 2005) Language: English ISBN-10: 1844880893 ISBN-13: 978-1844880898

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